
(Source: thedailywhat)

JUST WATERING THE OWL.
1. Take shower, enjoy.
2. Start hair-washing procedure. Put shampoo in hair.
3. Proceed to rinse hair.
POWERCUT!!!!!!!!!!
4. Stand in bathtub for 10 minutes, shampoo in hair and eyes, waiting for shower to turn back on.
5. Give up, proceed to rinse hair under sink tap.
NO HOT WATER!!!!!!!!! RINSE HAIR UNDER FREEZING COLD WATER BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN 20 MINUTES, HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT SUCKER!!!!!
Damn you, life.